Type faster so they don’t have time to read it ;)
That’s exactly what I have to do. The problem is that I have to be the one typing it, so I can never let someone else use my Chrome.
I’ve got four tabs open: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Bulbapedia. So, clearly I’m starved for communication and my five Eeveelutions aren’t cutting it.
I wanna dance
I love Chrome but sometimes it scares me autofilling the url like that. There are times when I actually want to go to a non-porn site that starts with ‘g’ and god help me if someone is standing behind me when I’m typing that in.
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
I have two sets of snapchat friends:
- Hey, you’re my friend and here’s a pic of something awesome/cute/pretty/conversationlist!
- Hey, here’s my penis!
Admittedly, I have a lot of snapchat friends who fall in the overlap.
Seth Meyers is hosting the Tonight Show next year. I knew this day would come, but I’m not sure I’m ready for Weekend Update to have different anchors. It was painful enough when Amy left.