This Tumblr is Made of Wut
My weekend plans.

My weekend plans.

Don’t message him. Don’t do it. Don’t do it.

mitchdoeslife:

Wanted: Stable, moderately wealthy male between the ages of 22 and 30 with dark hair, light eyes, a talent for some art medium, and the unwavering desire to do the following things: fold my laundry, rub my back, stay out of my kitchen, and never ever put salt on the food I cook (without at least trying it first). Now accepting applications.

Deliverables: Stable, slightly wealthy male of age 24 with dark hair, dark eyes, a talent for music, and an unwavering desire to do the following things: be disgustingly cute with a bf, play games and shit, have teh sex, rub backs, and frequently interfere in the kitchen.

singingtowers:

madeofwut replied to your post: if you’re cute hit me up

I’d rather hit you down. In the ass. Spanking. I’m talking about spanking.

or i could just eat your ass again. so many possibilities

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sh4defordays:

So HD 😹

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

singingtowers:

omg that was probably the most ratchet but most fun sex thing i’ve ever done

I DID IT FIRST STOP STEALING MY KINKY HOOKUP IDEAS

on-a-holidayfromreal:

scarecrowinc93:

garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

what kind of black magic is this family

My hero

Well I just had the kinkiest hookup ever. And that includes the one where I was raped. And it was way better than the one where I was raped.

fozmeadows:

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS

ALL OF THEM

dietonightliveforever-:

stannisbaratheon:

@WorstMuse is a relic of the human race

Ohmygod

You're 6'5?! How big is your dick!? Brag come on brag!
Anonymous

singingtowers:

A solid 7 inches

Netflix: Are you still watching?
Me: I stayed in tonight to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now