mitchdoeslife replied to your post: I love Chrome but sometimes it scares me…

Type faster so they don’t have time to read it ;)

That’s exactly what I have to do. The problem is that I have to be the one typing it, so I can never let someone else use my Chrome.

I’ve got four tabs open: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Bulbapedia. So, clearly I’m starved for communication and my five Eeveelutions aren’t cutting it.

kevinrichard:

I wanna dance

I love Chrome but sometimes it scares me autofilling the url like that. There are times when I actually want to go to a non-porn site that starts with ‘g’ and god help me if someone is standing behind me when I’m typing that in.

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

I feel like…I should be drinking.

I have two sets of snapchat friends:

• Hey, you’re my friend and here’s a pic of something awesome/cute/pretty/conversationlist!
• Hey, here’s my penis!

Admittedly, I have a lot of snapchat friends who fall in the overlap.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

alwayslookagain:

Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza

stop right now

Seth Meyers is hosting the Tonight Show next year. I knew this day would come, but I’m not sure I’m ready for Weekend Update to have different anchors. It was painful enough when Amy left.

Dave said he wanted hilarious texts. I think I delivered. Shout out to Mitch and Taylor who instead got overly heart-felt texts.