This Tumblr is Made of Wut

ryanandmath:

How to read math. You’d be surprised how far this will get you.

Welcome to my language

tastefullyoffensive:

The suspense is killing me… [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

The suspense is killing me… [via]

oatmeal:

I made a video with Sarah Donner.

mitchdoeslife:

Forgive me if this doesn’t come together cohesively because it’s mostly a jumble of thoughts that have been bothering me for a while now, and I figured it might be worthwhile to write it all down and perhaps beg the advice of my friends here in tumblrland.

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I have a lot of things I can say about this, and to be honest, I relate perfectly to quite a lot of what you’ve said. We’ll have a good talk about this.

controversial-tabloid-story:

imnotjailbait:

uncut dicks be like

Snakes are fucking scary!

That’s not a snake, it’s an uncut dick.

controversial-tabloid-story:

imnotjailbait:

uncut dicks be like

Snakes are fucking scary!

That’s not a snake, it’s an uncut dick.

What doesn’t kill you gives you EXP.
(via running-in-a-storm)
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Understanding this song is what it means to be human.

Did Drew really blow you?
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imnotgaybutmydickis:

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no but seriously why don’t you believe it

like we watched SNL one night while getting drunk and boom for a short period of time pants were off

A pretty erection was presented to me at face level, was I supposed to just ignore it?

So tonight I took naked viola pics with a friend. Because reasons

I just want to be muscular and walk around naked all the time.
What would you like you're mutant power to be?

Ugh all of them.

Alternatively, telekinesis