My weekend plans.
Wanted: Stable, moderately wealthy male between the ages of 22 and 30 with dark hair, light eyes, a talent for some art medium, and the unwavering desire to do the following things: fold my laundry, rub my back, stay out of my kitchen, and never ever put salt on the food I cook (without at least trying it first). Now accepting applications.
Deliverables: Stable, slightly wealthy male of age 24 with dark hair, dark eyes, a talent for music, and an unwavering desire to do the following things: be disgustingly cute with a bf, play games and shit, have teh sex, rub backs, and frequently interfere in the kitchen.
I’d rather hit you down. In the ass. Spanking. I’m talking about spanking.
or i could just eat your ass again. so many possibilities
So HD 😹
- That nudity is inherently sexual
- That people should be judged for their personal decisions
- That yelling solves problems
- That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
- That age correlates to importance
- That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
- That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
omg that was probably the most ratchet but most fun sex thing i’ve ever done
I DID IT FIRST STOP STEALING MY KINKY HOOKUP IDEAS
literally wtf the fuck
i love how the balloon one is just like ????
what kind of black magic is this family
Well I just had the kinkiest hookup ever. And that includes the one where I was raped. And it was way better than the one where I was raped.
Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x
DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS
ALL OF THEM
A solid 7 inches