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What would you like you're mutant power to be?

Ugh all of them.

Alternatively, telekinesis

I’m drunk, ask me questions

iamianjacob:

I think its finally Autumn… 

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

Nope. Not over him yet.

They should make Shazam for voice actors.

If Glee ends the show with You’ll Be Bright, I might actually watch it. It really needs to happen

extra0rdinarilym3:

igooutwithabang:

when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight. 

you cant expect people, to always be happy, even if they are in love. because life doesn’t stop for anyone. But you can be there for the good fight. 

my god why can’t everyone be like this

thelordofthebuttz:

how do people with big dicks fit into small underwear and skinny jeans

With great difficulty.

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

Way too horny for my own good tonight.

Considering adding to my grindr profile how much pineapple I’ve been eating over the last week.

It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do everything lightly. Yes, feel lightly even though you’re feeling deeply. Just lightly let things happen and lightly cope with them. I was so preposterously serious in those days…Lightly, lightly—it’s the best advice ever given me. So throw away your baggage and go forward. There are quicksands all about you, sucking at your feet, trying to suck you down into fear and self-pity and despair. That’s why you must walk so lightly. Lightly, my darling.
Aldous Huxley  (via versteur)